Keystone

With all the verve of a hospital patient who takes his temperature every five minutes, these retailers overreact to the slightest thing you and I say or do. Learn just how much you can get away with the next time you walk into Saks.

CURRENT STATUS: First Draft.

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Argyle Socks Mate For Life & Other Pretty Fictions -- a story collection
The Little Girl Who Took A Fence -- a moral tale for children
Pirate Bedtime -- an illustrated children's bedtime story
Slow And Steady On The Serengeti -- so you want to own your own business?
About Women, Son... -- lessons for the son I never had
Look At It This Way -- an immoral tale for adults
Garters -- falling in love with a woman dead these 600 years
Rocky Point -- screenplay: a Nick & Nora Charles for the new millenium
Bitterroot -- screenplay: film noir love quintangle
Keystone -- screenplay: slapstick comedy about why a Halston dress is $900 today and $15 tomorrow
D Girls -- a screenplay about screenplayers

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