Pirate Bedtime

Essentially a visual lullabye, this series of child-like watercolors with minimal narration is meant to be that last story every parent needs to make their child pass out. My daughter, Leah, and I composed it when she was five. Works like a charm.

CURRENT STATUS: Looking for a publisher.

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Argyle Socks Mate For Life & Other Pretty Fictions -- a story collection
The Little Girl Who Took A Fence -- a moral tale for children
Pirate Bedtime -- an illustrated children's bedtime story
Slow And Steady On The Serengeti -- so you want to own your own business?
About Women, Son... -- lessons for the son I never had
Look At It This Way -- an immoral tale for adults
Garters -- falling in love with a woman dead these 600 years
Rocky Point -- screenplay: Nick & Nora Charles for the new millenium
Bitterroot -- screenplay: film noir love quintangle
Keystone -- screenplay: slapstick comedy about why a Halston dress is $900 today and $15 tomorrow
D Girls -- a screenplay about screenplayers

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